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Can't we just go home?

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If I gotta drag you to the doctor
at 8 in the morning...

3
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...you can cool your jets
while I get coffee.

4
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I must look like an idiot.

5
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Wish I could tell you different.

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You're the reason we went
to the eye doctor in the first place.

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You said,
"Throw me a piece of toast."

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I threw you a piece of toast.

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Two cups of regular coffee, please.

10
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- My treat.
- Oh, that makes up for everything.

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Pigeons can feed out of my eye socket,
but I get a free cup of coffee.

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Just the coffee. Keep the change.

13
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I'm gonna need your help
until I get this patch off.

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I am absolutely there for you.

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Great.

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Great. So...

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So you'll drive me to work,
pick me up, get Jake at school...

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...do the grocery shopping...
- Okay, I may have misspoken.

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Charlie, you have to.
You know I can't drive.

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I don't see why not.

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- Oh, look who's here.
- Who?

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A girl I used to go out with.
Over there.

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Hey, Sherri.

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- Hey, Charlie, long time.
- Yeah. Good to see you.

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- This is my brother, Alan.
- Hi.

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- Hi.
- What happened to your eye?

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Well, I wanted
a piece of toast, and...

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Bar fight.

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- Nice to meet you.
- Well, nice meeting you too.

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- Good to see you, Charlie.
- Good to see you too.

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- Wow, you went out with her?
- Yep.

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Why would you stop?

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I don't remember.
I probably got bored.

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Bored? How do you
get bored with that?

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For every beautiful woman,
there's at least one guy out there...

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...who's tired of pretending to listen
to her in exchange for sex.

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Well, let me go on record as saying,
I am not that guy.

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If I ever had a woman like that,
I would cherish her.

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I would worship her. I would...

40
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...start a small country and put her
face on a stamp so I could lick her head.

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- Why don't you go talk to her.
- Yeah, right.

42
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Gorgeous women like that are
not interested in pasty guys like me...

43
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...unless we're in line
for the British throne.

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- So you give up without even trying?
- Yep. That's my motto.

45
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Why waste time on 10s when you're
already getting rejected by sixes?

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Alan, listen to me. You are a smart,
sensitive, good-Iooking man...

47
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...with some milky discharge
coming out of one eye...

48
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...but who amongst us is perfect?

49
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That's the other thing.
Look at me. I'm a mess.

50
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So? Women like Sherri have big,
hunky guys hitting on them all day long.

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A guy like you walks up, makes a move,
you know what that says to her?

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Trick or treat?

53
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It says, "I'm confident in who I am."

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- You think?
- I know.

55
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So, what if she's not interested.
What's the worst that could happen?

56
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Actually, the worst that could happen
is she points at me...

57
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...and laughs, causing every
seventh grader in the cafeteria to turn...

58
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...and watch me slink back
to the geek table...

59
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...with a growing wet spot
on the front of my chinos.

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We ninth graders enjoyed it also.

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But you're not in junior high anymore,
and you're not a...

62
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You're not in junior high anymore.

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- It's time to let go of those fears.
- I don't know.

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Oh, come on, Alan.

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For once in your life, don't settle.
Go for what you really want.

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You know what? You're right.
I'm gonna go talk to her.

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Hold on.

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Let's clean some of that discharge.

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You wanna say "I'm confident,"
not "I'm infectious."

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There. Go get her.

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Hey, you see that guy over there?
Twenty bucks says he wets himself.

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- Hello.
- Hi.

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- Alan?
- I remember.

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Look, I needed to come clean
about something.

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I wasn't actually in a bar fight.

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I took a piece of whole-wheat toast
to the eye.

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I mean, it was cut diagonally
and toasted well...

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...so it was essentially shrapnel.

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Did some real damage.

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I see. And why do you feel the need
to tell me all this?

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Well, I guess I didn't want
our relationship to start on a lie.

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Our relationship?

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- I'll go now.
- No, no, wait.

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Sit down. Join me.

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Okay.

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- That's it. I'm out.
- Oh, come on.

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No, no, no. No more.

88
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You got a date. Leave it alone.

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Not just a date. A date with...

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Enough.

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- I'd think you'd be happy for me.
- I am happy for you.

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You had the courage to walk over...

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...with your pus-filled eye
and fall on your ass...

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...and still got a date with one of
the most beautiful women I've ever met.

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- I'm not only happy for you, I'm proud.
- Thank you.

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Now, I have to re-evaluate
everything I thought I knew...

97
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...about men, women, relationships,
God and the universe.

98
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But that's not your problem.

99
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Charlie, I am as surprised as you
that she said yes.

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I don't think so.

101
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I was really intimidated, but as it turns
out, she's just like a regular person...

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...except for, you know,
being from the planet:

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Alan, never do that around me again.

104
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You know, actually,
we have a lot in common.

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Okay. I'll bite.

106
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Well, we both went through
tough divorces.

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- Sherri was married?
- You didn't know that?

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- It never came up.
- What did come up?

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Never mind. Scratch that.

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Where should
I take her to dinner?

111
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Where did you go
so I can take her somewhere else?

112
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Last thing you want is for her
to start comparing you to me.

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Exactly.

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Wait.

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What do you mean?

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You want your relationship
to stand on its own.

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- Right.
- Well, that's what I meant.

118
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Okay. I thought you were trying to rub
my nose in the fact that you dated her.

119
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Alan, I would never do that.

120
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Well, thank you.

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I don't have to.

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You think you could kill a guy
with a piece of toast?

123
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No.

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Because if you did,
you could eat the toast.

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The police would never find the
weapon. It's the perfect crime.

126
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And part of a nutritious breakfast.

127
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Okay, guys, I guess I'll see you later.

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Where you going?

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- Out for dinner.
- With who?

130
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Jake, look, I think...

131
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I think you're old enough to know
that your dad's not just a dad.

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He's also a man and that...

133
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...even though I'm not married
to your mom...

134
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...I still enjoy the company of women...

135
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...which means that I will
occasionally go out with one.

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But the important thing
for you to understand...

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...is that I am not trying to
replace your mother.

138
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In fact, no one
can replace your mother.

139
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I bet you could kill a guy
with a piece of bacon.

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All right, then.
I'm glad we had this talk.

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I'm gonna go post my plan
on the Internet.

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You know, there's moments
around here...

143
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...that make me wish
I had a son of my own.

144
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That wasn't one of them.

145
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Yeah, well. Anyway, I really
appreciate you watching him tonight.

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No problem.

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- How you getting to the restaurant?
- Sherri's picking me up.

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- Very convenient.
- Why?

149
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Because she's been here before?
Been here with you?

150
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Because you've had sex with her
in every room in the house?

151
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No, because you can't drive.

152
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But it's interesting to see
how your mind works.

153
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Alan, let me give you some advice.

154
00:09:02,816 --> 00:09:07,112
Alcohol impairs your ability
to make good decisions.

155
00:09:07,279 --> 00:09:10,449
We don't want you to lose that ability.
We want her to.

156
00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,661
Of course. Very good.

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What else?

158
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Well, women like Sherri already know
they're beautiful and desirable.

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- You won't score points by telling her.
- Okay.

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Don't be in a hurry
to spill your guts.

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She doesn't need your life story...

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...before you get the salad.
- Got it.

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As someone who knows your life story,
I'd say she doesn't need to hear it at all.

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Right, right.
I'll be cool, aloof, distant.

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She's here, she's here, she's here!

166
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What about the... What... What...

167
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What about the kiss goodnight?

168
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- Should I ask or just go for it?
- Go for it.

169
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Don't wait until the last minute.
It creates pressure.

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- Get it out of the way early.
- How early?

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After dinner,
when you walk to the car...

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...open her door, wait for her
to say thank you...

173
00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,835
...smile, lean in, and kiss her.

174
00:10:04,169 --> 00:10:06,171
Oh, nice.

175
00:10:13,303 --> 00:10:15,138
Hi, Alan. You ready?

176
00:10:15,513 --> 00:10:19,226
You're the most beautiful woman
I've ever seen, and I don't deserve you.

177
00:10:21,686 --> 00:10:24,147
That's another way to go.

178
00:10:29,101 --> 00:10:31,354
- Madam.
- Thank you.

179
00:10:34,190 --> 00:10:36,817
- Sir.
- Oh, thank you.

180
00:10:41,072 --> 00:10:42,740
- Would you like the wine list?
- No.

181
00:10:42,907 --> 00:10:45,910
I'll have the Woodbridge Pinot Noir.
Or should we get a bottle?

182
00:10:46,577 --> 00:10:48,496
Oh, definitely get a bottle.

183
00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:50,998
Coffee for me.

184
00:10:54,627 --> 00:10:58,005
You know, Sherri, I'd really like
to see more of you.

185
00:10:58,214 --> 00:11:00,508
Maybe we should wait
and see how tonight goes.

186
00:11:00,716 --> 00:11:03,886
No, I mean, I've only got one good eye.
Could we change places?

187
00:11:04,762 --> 00:11:06,555
Oh, sure.

188
00:11:17,775 --> 00:11:20,695
- Are you okay?
- Oh, yes, yes. Fine.

189
00:11:20,903 --> 00:11:22,780
- This is a nice place.
- Yeah.

190
00:11:22,988 --> 00:11:24,281
It's my favorite.

191
00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:26,826
You ever come here with Charlie?

192
00:11:27,743 --> 00:11:29,328
I don't know. Probably.

193
00:11:30,788 --> 00:11:32,373
He's a big steak-eater.

194
00:11:33,749 --> 00:11:38,212
I'm more of a fish guy.
You know, I'm surf, he's turf.

195
00:11:39,964 --> 00:11:42,133
And we're cops.

196
00:11:43,884 --> 00:11:46,512
- You're very cute.
- You too.

197
00:11:48,097 --> 00:11:50,391
All right.
So tell me about yourself.

198
00:11:50,975 --> 00:11:53,853
Well, there's not a lot to tell.

199
00:11:54,019 --> 00:11:56,522
I was San Fernando Valley
Chiropractor of the Year...

200
00:11:56,689 --> 00:11:58,399
...if you follow that kind of thing.

201
00:11:58,607 --> 00:12:00,067
Recently divorced.

202
00:12:00,276 --> 00:12:04,488
But not too recently. I've already had
my rebound, transitional relationships.

203
00:12:04,655 --> 00:12:06,740
- So no worries there.
- Good to know.

204
00:12:06,949 --> 00:12:09,201
Actually, it wasn't so much
a relationship...

205
00:12:09,368 --> 00:12:13,914
...as a case of mistaken identity,
but I think it still counts.

206
00:12:14,457 --> 00:12:16,292
- Okay.
- And...

207
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:19,712
...as you know, I live with Charlie...

208
00:12:19,879 --> 00:12:21,755
...whom you've already...

209
00:12:22,673 --> 00:12:24,842
- Met?
- Yeah, let's go with met.

210
00:12:26,135 --> 00:12:29,013
Alan, is my having dated Charlie
gonna be a problem for you?

211
00:12:29,221 --> 00:12:33,893
No, no, no. A little.

212
00:12:34,643 --> 00:12:37,354
Okay, look. Charlie and l...

213
00:12:37,521 --> 00:12:40,816
We had a very brief,
superficial relationship.

214
00:12:40,983 --> 00:12:43,319
Okay? And to be honest,
it was mostly about sex.

215
00:12:44,153 --> 00:12:45,571
Great.

216
00:12:46,488 --> 00:12:50,367
My point is, yeah, I'm tired of those,
those shallow relationships...

217
00:12:50,534 --> 00:12:52,620
...I was having with guys like Charlie.

218
00:12:52,786 --> 00:12:56,540
I wanna be with a man who can be
sensitive and caring, nurturing.

219
00:12:56,707 --> 00:13:00,419
You know, somebody who can
make me laugh, make me think.

220
00:13:02,213 --> 00:13:04,548
You do realize I'm straight, right?

221
00:13:06,091 --> 00:13:09,261
- See, you really are adorable.
- Thank you.

222
00:13:09,428 --> 00:13:11,931
I tend to bring out
the mothering instinct in women.

223
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:14,808
- Oh, really?
- Ironically, not my mother.

224
00:13:42,002 --> 00:13:43,337
What the hell are you doing?

225
00:13:43,545 --> 00:13:46,423
Check it out. Ninja death toast.

226
00:13:48,676 --> 00:13:50,386
Okay, stop it, stop it.

227
00:13:50,594 --> 00:13:52,930
You're in no position
to give orders, Mr. Harper.

228
00:13:56,892 --> 00:13:59,436
- Morning.
- Morning.

229
00:13:59,603 --> 00:14:03,524
- Death toast?
- Oh, thank you.

230
00:14:05,150 --> 00:14:08,862
- So how did it go last night?
- Fine.

231
00:14:09,071 --> 00:14:10,406
That's it? Fine?

232
00:14:10,614 --> 00:14:14,284
Charlie, we're not in high school
anymore. I'm not gonna go into detail.

233
00:14:14,493 --> 00:14:17,955
- Okay, don't tell me.
- Jake, go watch TV.

234
00:14:19,790 --> 00:14:22,626
- I'm still hungry.
- There's bread all over the living room.

235
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,545
All right.

236
00:14:25,713 --> 00:14:27,089
- Well?
- It went great.

237
00:14:27,256 --> 00:14:30,592
She said I'm adorable. She thinks I'm
nurturing, caring and sensitive.

238
00:14:30,759 --> 00:14:34,513
- I'm exactly what she's looking for.
- She's looking for a half-blind sheepdog?

239
00:14:35,389 --> 00:14:37,975
She invited me to her house
for dinner tonight.

240
00:14:38,142 --> 00:14:41,437
- I think she wants to have sex.
- With who?

241
00:14:41,645 --> 00:14:44,231
- With me.
- With you.

242
00:14:44,398 --> 00:14:45,566
Hang on a second.

243
00:14:49,737 --> 00:14:52,406
Nope. No snowballs reported in hell.

244
00:14:54,158 --> 00:14:56,452
No sightings of flying pigs.

245
00:14:56,952 --> 00:14:59,204
- What am I gonna do?
- You don't know?

246
00:14:59,371 --> 00:15:01,498
Come on, Alan,
you were married for 12 years.

247
00:15:01,707 --> 00:15:04,126
What does marriage
have to do with sex?

248
00:15:04,293 --> 00:15:07,004
Point taken.
Okay, you want some tips?

249
00:15:07,212 --> 00:15:09,840
No, no, nothing like that.

250
00:15:10,632 --> 00:15:12,843
I need step-by-step instructions.

251
00:15:13,343 --> 00:15:16,472
All right. Since this is your
first bout in this weight class...

252
00:15:16,638 --> 00:15:18,432
...I'd say stick with the basics.

253
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:22,269
Better to do the simple stuff well
than the fancy stuff badly.

254
00:15:22,436 --> 00:15:24,938
Got it.
And the simple stuff would be...

255
00:15:25,731 --> 00:15:28,775
Well, you know how women
like you to go slow?

256
00:15:28,984 --> 00:15:32,779
Really? My ex-wife put
a premium on brevity.

257
00:15:33,113 --> 00:15:36,325
Her motto was, " Less is more,
and none is perfect."

258
00:15:36,825 --> 00:15:39,912
Well, Sherri's not like that.
You're gonna wanna take your time.

259
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,956
- I can do that.
- But don't loiter either.

260
00:15:43,165 --> 00:15:46,585
You don't want her to get bored
and play solitaire on your head.

261
00:15:47,461 --> 00:15:49,546
No loitering. Got it.

262
00:15:52,591 --> 00:15:55,093
- Something else?
- Okay.

263
00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:58,597
When you're with a woman like Sherri,
who's so gosh-darn beautiful...

264
00:15:58,764 --> 00:16:01,350
...that you get excited
just thinking about her...

265
00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:06,563
...how do you keep the sprinklers from
going off while you're still mowing?

266
00:16:09,066 --> 00:16:11,526
Let me make sure I understand.

267
00:16:11,985 --> 00:16:16,782
You wanna keep your toothpaste
in the tube until you're done brushing.

268
00:16:18,116 --> 00:16:19,826
What are you talking about?

269
00:16:20,410 --> 00:16:24,665
- What are you talking about?
- Okay, okay. Let me try again.

270
00:16:25,165 --> 00:16:30,170
I don't wanna frost the cake
while I'm still mixing the batter.

271
00:16:30,921 --> 00:16:33,340
I don't get it.
She must have lost a bet.

272
00:16:33,548 --> 00:16:35,884
- Excuse me?
- Nothing.

273
00:16:36,051 --> 00:16:39,429
All right. Here's what you do.

274
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:46,770
When you feel like the train
is leaving the station...

275
00:16:46,979 --> 00:16:49,189
You mean, going in the tunnel?

276
00:16:49,398 --> 00:16:51,566
No, no, I mean leaving the station.

277
00:16:51,775 --> 00:16:54,653
But you have to leave the station
to get to the tunnel.

278
00:16:55,862 --> 00:16:58,031
Okay, okay.

279
00:16:58,198 --> 00:16:59,574
Let's start from the top.

280
00:16:59,741 --> 00:17:02,285
And work our way down, right?

281
00:17:05,664 --> 00:17:09,042
You know what?
Just shut up and listen.

282
00:17:09,793 --> 00:17:13,171
When you're making love,
the way to slow yourself down is...

283
00:17:13,338 --> 00:17:15,716
...to think of something
completely non-sexual.

284
00:17:15,924 --> 00:17:19,219
- Well, what do you think of?
- You.

285
00:17:36,695 --> 00:17:39,364
That was a really great dinner.

286
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:43,326
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
You ready for dessert?

287
00:17:43,535 --> 00:17:45,537
I've been ready since I was 14.

288
00:17:48,290 --> 00:17:50,625
I'll be back.
Why don't you put some music on.

289
00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:52,461
Okay.

290
00:18:13,482 --> 00:18:15,942
Hey, how about Diana Krall?

291
00:18:16,151 --> 00:18:20,030
Oh, actually, that's your brother's CD.
Do you mind bringing it back to him?

292
00:18:20,405 --> 00:18:21,448
Not at all.

293
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:25,660
I think I have one of his T-shirts.
You might as well take that too.

294
00:18:25,827 --> 00:18:27,913
No problem.

295
00:18:28,121 --> 00:18:30,207
Hey, this is a cool, little CD player.

296
00:18:30,415 --> 00:18:33,752
Oh, thanks. It was a gift from your...
It was a gift.

297
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,254
Perfect.

298
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:39,508
Is there anything else
Charlie left behind?

299
00:18:41,927 --> 00:18:43,470
Just me.

300
00:18:48,016 --> 00:18:49,476
My brother's a fool.

301
00:18:49,684 --> 00:18:51,853
No argument here.

302
00:18:54,397 --> 00:18:58,818
- That is a very effective neglig�e.
- Thank you.

303
00:18:58,985 --> 00:19:01,071
- Was it a gift?
- No.

304
00:19:01,238 --> 00:19:04,491
- As a matter of fact, I bought it myself.
- Oh, good.

305
00:19:06,576 --> 00:19:08,828
- How long ago?
- What?

306
00:19:09,037 --> 00:19:11,331
Well, I was just wondering
if Charlie saw it.

307
00:19:12,249 --> 00:19:14,042
Alan, don't go there.

308
00:19:14,668 --> 00:19:17,587
Oh, I wasn't going anywhere.
It's just that...

309
00:19:18,797 --> 00:19:22,175
- Nothing. More kissing.
- Okay, okay.

310
00:19:22,634 --> 00:19:25,762
What exactly is bothering you?

311
00:19:26,388 --> 00:19:29,349
Well, it's kind of hard to explain.

312
00:19:29,891 --> 00:19:33,478
For example, once,
when Charlie and I were at camp...

313
00:19:33,645 --> 00:19:37,315
...I lost my swim trunks, and I had
to wear an old pair of Charlie's, and...

314
00:19:37,482 --> 00:19:40,026
...I just couldn't enjoy
the pool at all.

315
00:19:42,028 --> 00:19:45,156
So, what are you saying?
I'm a pair of used swim trunks?

316
00:19:45,365 --> 00:19:49,327
No, no. In this case,
I think you would be the pool.

317
00:19:50,745 --> 00:19:52,163
Maybe this was a bad idea.

318
00:19:52,330 --> 00:19:54,666
No, no, it's a great idea.
It's right up there...

319
00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:58,336
...with the wheel, fire and refrigerators
that give ice through the door.

320
00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:01,131
- Sorry. I don't wanna do this anymore.
- What? Why?

321
00:20:01,339 --> 00:20:05,343
You can't be with me without it being
some competition with your brother.

322
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:07,345
It's not a competition.

323
00:20:07,512 --> 00:20:11,266
And even it was, shouldn't we do it
first before you decide who wins?

324
00:20:12,017 --> 00:20:13,351
You are unbelievable.

325
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:16,771
- That could be taken a couple of ways.
- Get out.

326
00:20:16,938 --> 00:20:19,816
Well, no ambiguity there.

327
00:20:20,734 --> 00:20:22,819
Don't forget your brother's CD.

328
00:20:23,278 --> 00:20:25,238
My eye!

329
00:20:32,845 --> 00:20:35,097
Man, I love sunsets.

330
00:20:35,264 --> 00:20:39,560
The way the sky is streaked with color.
It's amazing.

331
00:20:44,731 --> 00:20:48,068
It's the pollution that makes
those pretty colors, you know.

332
00:20:48,277 --> 00:20:53,574
What you're enjoying is the effect
of light passing through airborne poison.

333
00:20:56,201 --> 00:21:00,539
No, that's not
what I'm really enjoying.

334
00:21:04,710 --> 00:21:06,503
Boy, I hope that's guacamole.

335
00:21:30,193 --> 00:21:32,279
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